No! Man, what kind of Smallville fan am I?! I tuned out for a season, now addicted as ever, and I google what happened in season... 8, and I find out that Michael Rosenbaum is off the series?! I mean, what the heck happened? He grew hair or something? He was my definitive teenage Lex Luthor. I have been watching all of the episodes in seasons 1-4 and am now more depressed than ever.

What happened, producers and writers? Smallville used to be the best show ever for me, and I'd watch reruns like 10 times. Now I'd rather watch the Backyardigans than later reruns? Smallville used to be epic. Accurate, even! Now it's just a super-tranparent ploy to extend the series into like 20 seasons. The first 4 seasons were the best. And I mean the best. They were like comic books in the Golden Age, a single story for a single issue, sometimes the cliffhanger, and they left us, the fans, wanting more! I used to be all high when I heard the theme song, now I just get depressed; I hear it and immediately think of what the hell the people running this did to the series.

They should have ended back in their prime, when it wwas epic. When it was accurate. When people actually cared. I'll still care, as I'll always, and I'll follow this til it's end. At least back then, people would be more depressed, not glad that it's gone. 

As a last word, Doomsday shouldn't be in Smallville. He killed Superman and allowed the Reign of The Supermen to happen, and if that happens with Smallville, I'll be just like, wtf?! But a dark Superman/Tom Welling would look so badass!

This post is to about... 1 person. The rest of the world doesn't have to read it. You know who you are.

I took it literally! Of course I did, and although I knew you were being sarcastic, I took it literally because I can. I gave you that formula, and without even being a cynic! I put down those hidden meanings in the formula that you can only get if you think about the coexisting relationship between females and males... You tell me to be nice, I try, I fail, you *imitates chicken*...

A jerk is "a contemptibly naive, fatuous, foolish, or inconsequential person." Well, I don't think I fit in any one of those descriptions... So you may want to think about your insults before you spew them out. But if you wanna call me that, well go ahead, I'll play along. How am I being.. A 'jerk' when all I'm doing is telling the truth? That question may have different answers from different people, but I'm guessing that the vast majority would say that I'm not! I speak bluntly to people I don't know, I don't even try to be all.. *Nice.* I'm nice when you're nice to me, but give me a 'grand' welcome to your friends list like that, you can expect that I'm not gonna be giving a $h!t.

I wanna be your friend and all, but like me, you probably can't see it with a.. Jerk like me. 

So George Bush has left office. Good news for you Americans! That putz completely runined America, leaving behind only 2 wars, a crumbling economy and so much distaste for him that it almost rivals that of Hitler! Well, now he's gone and Mr. Obama can go ahead and bring America back to 1st place in the global scale; well, Canadians, being on top was good while it lasted, heheh..

If George Bush were to ask the question made famous by the late Heath Ledger, here's what it'd probably look like.

Why So Serious? Because you're an idiot, idiot!

Hah, man, it's been a while since I filled out one of these things. Wanted to fill one out, and remembered that's what my blog is for!

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Who was the last person to call you? An assassin.. Seriously, wanted to kill me.
What is the last non-alcoholic beverage you had? Iced tea! Me addict to these things.
When is the last time you cried? A time when dinosaurs roamed the earth.
Are you scared of spiders? Severely! Show me a picture of anything with more than 6 legs, I'll be pissing my pants.
Would you go back in time if you were given the chance? Yes. Would go like right now!
What are your plans for this weekend? LittleBigPlanet, sugar high...
Ever been swimming in a lake or river? I've drowned in a 4ft pool. As close as I can get.
Last person you drove with in a car? Parents. Heheh.
What did you last buy? Candy! Candy Candy candy!!!
What’s irritating you right now? A misunderstanding!
What radio station(s) do you listen to? 88.7, it's basically a portal for a TV channel so I can listen
Are you afraid of the dark? No, I'm Batman.
Are you listening to music right now? Atlas by Battles!
Do you like Chinese food? Yeah! Heheh...
What is the last movie you saw in theaters? The Dark Knight

Do you get distracted easily? It shows on my report. Heheheh...
Was this the best year of your life? I'm not sure. I've went through 1/7th, so probably not.
Who are your best friends? A lotta people.
Is it easier to forgive or forget? Forget. You tick me off, that's logged in my memory!
Are you jealous of someone? No. They should be jealous of me! Kidding!
What last made you laugh the hardest? Comedians...
Do you flirt a lot? Maybe. No, i don't
Would you live with someone without marrying them? Yeah.
Have you ever had a dream about people you love dying? Yeah.. I became Batman!
Have you ever changed clothes in a vehicle? Yeah... heheh
Who was the last person that made you feel safe, why? Sackboy. Because he's Sackboy!
Have you ever liked someone so much that it hurts? No, if you like something, it shouldn't hurt. Unless you're a masochist.
Have you ever broken someone’s heart? Maybe. Not.
Do you believe that you are a good boyfriend or girlfriend? Maybe. Leaning hopefully towards yeah.
What did you do yesterday? I don't know her name... Hahah, no Photoshopped, LittleBigPlanet.
Have you ever dated Someone Older Than You? None so far. So Far!
What time did you go to bed at and when did you awake? Latest time asleep: 6am Latest wakeup: Umm... 2 pm.
Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance? No.
Believe in love at first sight? Maybe. Depends if they're pretty. If not, there might not be a second look! Hah!

Where’s the closest hoodie to you right now? I hate hoodies. Rain gets me hair wet, but I can endure. I'm Batman!
What restaurant do you think has the Best French Fries? McDonald's. For sure!
When’s the last time you played the board game Clue? No.
Who did you last get in an argument with?: Uhh... Not sure. Most of my arguments are playful jests from me while the other person gets ticked.
Do you think you could live without your cell phone?: I don't have one. OMG! The techie doesn't have a phone!
Where is your dad right now?: Watching Planet Earth. On Blu-Ray!
How many people do you know of named Adam? No...
How about Jessica’s? Ms. Alba. Hehehe.
Do you do your homework? Yes. No LittleBigPlanet if I didn't.
Are you friends with any cheerleaders?: We have cheerleaders?
What was the last thing you burnt? School microwave, started a small fire; put tin foil inside! Hahah
What was the last picture you took? Photoshopped, not took.
If you could move anywhere, and take three people with you, where and who? Umm...
Is your computer slow right now?: Faster than the Governments.
Have you ever been in the hospital?: Yeah. I hate that place!
Would you date someone that none of your friends like?: Suure.
Does your phone have to be charged every day? PSP and mp3. If I get low battery without an outlet, I'll curl up and cry.
When is the last time you held hands with someone? Umm... Not sure.
If you woke up as the opposite gender, what’s the 1st thing you would do? See below if I really am!
Who did you last hug? Nobody. Somebody tried to hug me, but I used Batman refelxes.
Have you ever crawled through a window? No, I'm on 19th floor, what window to crawl through?!
Where is your mom? Cooking
Morning or night person? Optimistic at morning, funnier at night.
What was the last movie you watched? Planet Earth counts? Been addicted to that on Blu-Ray.
Any cool scars? Scars aren't cool. But I got a booboo on me knee. Owie.
Things about the opposite sex you notice first? Well, they'd like me to say looks... So I'll say looks. Looking everywhere!
What career would you wish to be in? Something fun and high paying.
Do you want a well-paying job or a job you enjoy? I just said that!
When were you last on your phone? PSP! Umm... an hour ago, charging.
What were the shoes you wore today? My Jordans! Yeah!
Do you like math? Best subject ever. Why throw balls around when you can do formulas?
Are you currently in a relationship? No.
Do you like hugs? Maybe.
Where do you want to go to college? UBC or SFU

Sackboy or Pooh Bear? Hard! Sackboy, ftw!

I'll edit this when I have more time...

You still... Act like you're serious. And you appear to be. Either that or I'm getting to you. Every insult you throw at me, I have one better.  You try to insult my action figures, I'll find something more personal of yours to insult. You... Try to compare your 'witticism' with a human dictionary, so you probably know you'll lose, so why keep going on? I'll keep on fighting, bastards like you don't deserve the upper victory. "Being the bigger man," they say, is the best victory... But to somebody like you, without any morals and intelligence, what would that mean to you? Your 'insults' are getting worse and worse, not on the impact they have on me, but I can tell you're running out of ideas.

Either way, douchebag, keep it up, you're giving me great practice.

Heheheh... I had to code the title in binary to prevent the eyes of those I'm gonna mention from looking at this from my Facebook...

That, of course, stands for ketchup, or catsup, however the heck you wanna spell it. Me and my friends... Like ketchup. We like it so much that it's practically spilling out of our burgers and we still put more. And I don't see how that's a problem. Some people have chocolate, tea, coffee. We have ketchup. Apparently, some teachers and lunchladies that crawled out of a dark abyss (only the lunchlady is from hell, btw.) don't appreciate our liking it that much. Think of them as the father that doesn't want you to date their daughters. You keep on doing it, and they keep on jumping on you, telling you to get the holy heck outta their yard. But you keep on doing it. Dating the girl behind the daddy's back. Until one day, he calls the cops. And the cops give you hell for it.

We were told by, ahem, her, that we could still use the school's ketchup supply, as long as we use it moderately. she even compared us to a bunch of homeless people, saying that we should put it in brown paper bags; like the liqour the bums are carrying around. So we thought that we could use it. I mean if comparing us to a couplea bums means bring your own, well, how the heck is that a way to say it?! Plus, doesn't she know that McDonalds uses brown paper bags? If you're gonna insult somebody, do your research first!  Now, it's burger day again, we put our usual dump of ketchup on our burgers, considerably less as the LL from Hell told us to use it once then don't put a crapload more every bite, and guess what? She jumps at us! About 2 tables away, we sat down, put the ketchup on and less than a minute later, boom! Right there snatching the bottle from our hands. My burger was perfectly contained, nothing was spilling, but then she appeared outta nowhere like lightning fast and snatched the ketchup that I squashed my burger sending ketchup flying over my tray...

She sent me and my friend to the teacher's table and one of my other friends started crying... Probably 'cause he was the leader of this whole ketchup mess with all his crap about being a 'Burger Sensei'... Then she goes over to him, tells him to "stop being a baby," and that if he wanted, he could go "bawl his little eyes out in the washroom." So me and the guy that got sent to the other table, we couldn't do anything! Our friend was just sitting there, being attacked and our friend sitting beside him just sat there, probably pissing his pants... Now the principal sees this friend stifling back his tears outta the lunchroom and talks to him... Then after that talk, he had a talk with her. 

And that is good, as even though you are a teacher, you shouldn't bark like that at your students! Even if She doesn't have any feelings, the student sure as heck does! Me and my friend banished at the other table could've [should've] walked over there and told her to shut the heck up, but both of us promised our parents that there'd be no trouble sheets being sent home this year, our final year in school.
So that's pretty much it, me and the other banished friend had to do something like 20 minutes inside to help some teachers, and the principal had a talk with her. Hopefully that's the end of it, as we're all bringing our own ketchup next time, not in the bottles, like some homeless bum (like she called us), but in those packets, instead like people who have been 'banned' from a supply of blood ketchup.

Now thinking about it, this event isn't out of the ordinary... In a Seinfeld episode...

*Note: She is the antagonist... Didn't put her name down, so I can point fingers while not really doing so.

It's a Batman cartoon looking header, but don't expect it to last long. While I like the design and all, I'm working on a full header, hopefully with stuff from Wall-E, Sackboy, Joker, and Batman.

So.. Wait for that.

Oh, oh, wait for my new blog post later as well. It's about... The ketchup conspiracy. Sound cheery enough, but is actually quite dreadful, and it's not that crap about there being no tomatoes or crap.

Snow sucks. Seriously, it's like all awesome the first hour, then the next weeks are just living hells. I got sick because of snow; I have a great resistance, but when I get sick, it's just epic. So you can imagine how sick I am now. I didn't get to go back to school today and probably tomorrow because public transit is shutting down because of the craptastic snow... In the physical state I am in right now, I don't think I'd make it out there anyhow, so I'll just sit here moping about... Playing with action figures...

Speaking of action figures, I am just amazed at how awesomely sculpted Movie Masters Batman is. He looks exactly like he did in the movie and has enough articulation to fight against my ToyBiz Marvel Legends. Joker? He's still a prize, but not as awesome as Batman. He doesn't look that much like Heath Ledger and is missing some articulation that really depreciates from the playability...