Wow. I never thought it would happen. My Playstation 3 is showing it's first signs of aging. And it's depressing me.

Lag is something that happens more friequently now, among with my terrorizing malfunctioning controller problem. 

I want the days back, when my Playstation was the unstoppable, seemingly immortal piece of furniture in my home theatre. Now, it's like a washed up star of yesteryear. Once the mightiest Knight Rider, now just an old bag who gets acting jobs in the Spongebob movies... MyPlaystation is not washed up, though. It just needs some medicine or something... Now the problem is to figure out exactly what it needs and how I'm gonna give it to it...