I was just watching Rambo again after watching Iron Man and... Wow. Iron Man's face burning flamethrower is nothing compared to Rambo's throat pulling scene...

Shows you rapists... Try to rape one of Rambo's friends, get your throat pulled out by a huge guy with a machete...

I would love to see Rambo fight The Punisher. Having no access to PhotoShop as of this time, I made up this short story in the fashion of the EGM [or Gamepro] Versus matches...

Rambo, behind the flaming car tosses his grenade blindly at the Punisher. Having been stabbed in the eye, his judgement is a bit impaired and the grenade went off to hit a civilian... Hearing the satisfying BOOM, with the scatter of flesh and bone, he thinks the Punisher is dead. He's wrong. Punisher was right beside him when he went to check the blast radius of the grenade and when he turns his head, Frank rips it off, "Welcome Back Frank" style. Take that, Ma Gnucci...

That story reminded me... How I would also love to see Hulk face off against Superman... Next time...