This post is to about... 1 person. The rest of the world doesn't have to read it. You know who you are.

I took it literally! Of course I did, and although I knew you were being sarcastic, I took it literally because I can. I gave you that formula, and without even being a cynic! I put down those hidden meanings in the formula that you can only get if you think about the coexisting relationship between females and males... You tell me to be nice, I try, I fail, you *imitates chicken*...

A jerk is "a contemptibly naive, fatuous, foolish, or inconsequential person." Well, I don't think I fit in any one of those descriptions... So you may want to think about your insults before you spew them out. But if you wanna call me that, well go ahead, I'll play along. How am I being.. A 'jerk' when all I'm doing is telling the truth? That question may have different answers from different people, but I'm guessing that the vast majority would say that I'm not! I speak bluntly to people I don't know, I don't even try to be all.. *Nice.* I'm nice when you're nice to me, but give me a 'grand' welcome to your friends list like that, you can expect that I'm not gonna be giving a $h!t.

I wanna be your friend and all, but like me, you probably can't see it with a.. Jerk like me.