Enough of that loneliness crap... Let's get to what really matters.
Media Molecule (or Sony, actually) released the 1.09/'Edam' patch for LittleBigPlanet at around 9.41pm GMT. It is 23Mb in size.

It doesn't feature that over the net level editing that has been leaked a while back yet, and since it's only 23 mb, you pretty much already know that this patch is only to fix some bugs. So, here's what's included in the update, from Sony's vero own PSBlog.

"Going live later today is Update 1.09 - a bit earlier than expected, but we’re sure you won’t mind. This update contains some minor adjustments plus addresses the following bug fixes:

• ‘Failed to save profile’ message not being displayed when a user’s profile is full.
• Object Capture Bug: switch connectors being deleted when an object is captured.
• Failed to load profile issue: where the user is thrown out to the XMB due to a texture that is not registered in their profile being present in their pod.
• Text not displaying in the text chat window.
• Slow rewind due to moderation check.
• Save file corruption which caused the game to crash when placing any object in an emitter in any level."